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Welcome to my humble abode. Wilkommen zu meine Hause.
See the pretty buttons on the right hand side? Click on one of them and it'll take you to a secret location where you will do much rejoicing and you shall be forever happy in the kingdom of...*coughs* sorry, basically it tells you stuff that you probably never knew before!! "A world full of wonder, excitement and....wonder"
People I think you get the jist by now, just click on the bloody buttons...
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If you're still reading this and not clicking on the nice buttons over there --->, please follow the steps below
1. Bang your head onto the nearest available (preferably hard) surface.
2. Give yourself a good telling-off for not obeying orders.
3. Get a good ol' cup of steaming hot tea and pour slowly over your hand (please note: screaming/obscenities are strictly prohibited at this point)
4. You may redeem yourself by clicking on the pretty buttons (or shoving the vacuum cleaner nozzle into each one of your orifices in turn.)
Thank You.
